by conlyn August 31, 2007

-dude, I tried giving this babe a Ukrainian Fire-Hose last night but I messed up and she burned alive in her apartment.
-weak.
or
-I wonder if he'll give me a Ukrainian Fire-Hose tonight?
-just make sure you douse your pubes with kerosene.
-duh bitch.
-weak.
or
-I wonder if he'll give me a Ukrainian Fire-Hose tonight?
-just make sure you douse your pubes with kerosene.
-duh bitch.
by danteFrancesco September 29, 2013

We can't compete with svetlana during happy hour at the Inn when she's offering Ukrainian Fist Bumps for $5 bucks down at Mickeys!
by DaddyScrapes27 May 31, 2018

The war between Russia and Ukraine.
by NoodlePlanet 212 April 30, 2022

A sex position in which you double fist a woman with your wrists together, while squatting over her and slamming your hands inside the woman's cooch like an oil well.
by turbo_moisture December 8, 2018

by piggysmacks August 25, 2009

Hym "Wait... 😱 My glory hole brothels! UKRAINIAN WOMEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Iam "Did you... Did you just now realize that!"
Hym "YES! WHY, GOD, MUST EVERYTHING I LOVE BE DESTROYED BEFORE MY VERY EYE!?!? ðŸ˜"
Iam "It's ok buddy... I'm sure it'll be ok..."
Hym "😠It'll NEVER be ok! It'll never be ok again! ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜"
Iam "Did you... Did you just now realize that!"
Hym "YES! WHY, GOD, MUST EVERYTHING I LOVE BE DESTROYED BEFORE MY VERY EYE!?!? ðŸ˜"
Iam "It's ok buddy... I'm sure it'll be ok..."
Hym "😠It'll NEVER be ok! It'll never be ok again! ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜"
by Hym Iam May 24, 2022
