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Totem Pole

Rolling a blunt with multiple roaches from finished blunts, then use a nader for the final roach.
We’re gonna smoke that totem pole before we go out, if that’s cool with you
by Smoke sesh July 22, 2018
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Pussy Totem

When a group of females (however many you’d like***) stacks upon each other (in flexible arrangements***) and a man fucks them up and down their stacked pussies (in the position of a totem pole).

***4 or more women might require a step ladder
***front to back or back to back or front to front
Why don’t I just invite my guy friend over and we can make a pussy totem so he can fuck all of us?
by Creamy white bitch February 14, 2019
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Totem Pole Hoe

When a late night snake looking bitch is stacked up on top of and slowly takes the form of a creature from the sewers of Detroit.
Damn that totem pole hoe was nice until I looked up and saw what that bitches face looked like.
by King Smidi July 5, 2017
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totem pole pound

The act of sex, mainly involving a female who is Native American in origin, also usually done in a casino
by Redskull_46 January 7, 2017
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totem poop

When two or more individuals use the restroom for taking a poop at the same time on the same toilet. One sits on the porcelain and the other/others sit upon each other’s laps and do their business between the legs of the individual beneath them. All with the goal of landing in the toilet.
Billy: “I totally have to take a shit!”
Frank: “oh man me too, but we only have the one bathroom!!”
Billy: “let’s just totem poop”
Frank: “awe man ok! Let’s do it!”
by RalphusFudge February 24, 2023
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death totem

foretells a possible death of someone who finds a totem.
i just picked up a death totem and it showed me how i’m going to die.
by bigbreastedwoman September 10, 2023
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English Totem Pole

The act where a man must be fully soft in which 8 British men then all begin sucking.Inflating the totem pole and preforming the English Totem Pole
Jeremy was still soft even after the English Totem Pole, I fear nothing will erect him.
by RapeVictim December 22, 2020
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