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Tidy (noun)

From the phrase, 'to have a tidy', meaning to straighten one's clothing, to make oneself neat, or presentable. In men it can also mean to adjust/reposition one's cock and balls (especially necessary on a hot day), usually under the guise of tucking oneself in.
What are you doing with your hands in your trousers? I'm only having a bit of a tidy (noun)!
by LeDiabolique May 17, 2011
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tidy

The condition of a house where the children are given iPads instead of toys in order to make the house seem "uncluttered" whilst at the same time making the children glued to their devices like these "iPad kids" (a backronym standing for "Indonesian people addicted to devices kind of kids").
Ever since the Sherbrookes started using iPads for their kids, their home has looked so tidy—no toys in sight, just a couple of kids glued to screen devices like these iPad kids!
by Emotional Cruiser September 28, 2025
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ball tidy

When a man where’s spandex shorts in public.
by BlabbyBlabby March 23, 2018
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National Tidy Toy Day

Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"
by Fullmetalf@g June 8, 2023
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George tidy

A fat ginger pig who molests his dogs and sucks of his dad then eats his mum's booty for food stamps
Get out my house you george tidy before I ask for my food stamps back
by Gay hippo Peter pan August 3, 2018
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roblox tidies

Roblox tidies amongst the other things you shouldn't google

Still gotta love em though
Mom: I'm leaving son /son: k mom ( rushes to computer to search roblox tidies)
by Whalix March 20, 2017
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Tidy Down

When a woman drops a tide pod into her panties, or directly inserts it into her vagina in an attempt to mask the smell because she unable to shower before sex or fellatio.
Britney, I am meeting Brad after track practice and im running behind. No time for a shower so im just going to tidy down in case its gets fun.
by Partsguru13 March 2, 2018
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