Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"
by Fullmetalf@g June 08, 2023
by Joshieshits September 01, 2022
A fat ginger pig who molests his dogs and sucks of his dad then eats his mum's booty for food stamps
by Gay hippo Peter pan August 03, 2018
A fat ginger pig who molests his dogs and sucks of his dad then eats his mum's booty for food stamps
by Gay hippo Peter pan August 03, 2018
A fat ginger pig who molests his dogs and sucks of his dad then eats his mum's booty for food stamps
by Gay hippo Peter pan August 03, 2018
A fat ginger pig who molests his dogs and sucks of his dad then eats his mum's booty for food stamps
by Gay hippo Peter pan August 03, 2018
A fat ginger pig who molests his dogs and sucks of his dad then eats his mum's booty for food stamps
by Gay hippo Peter pan August 03, 2018