Thea is a person you want to be friends with. She will make you laugh and laugh at all the jokes you tell her. She is most likely Norwegian. She is probably pretty short or super tall no in between. She lives for Coffee (especially starbucks). If your her really close friend she will tell you everything. And give presents on almost all holidays. She is very sarcastic and tells a lot of jokes. She LOVES Target so you better bring her at least once a week. She likes to watch hockey and football but not play it. She always has stories to tell about her family. Though she may have something bad going on in her life she never let's it interfere with whom she is talking to. If you live with her make sure you have a emergency kit with you because she will need it a lot. If you have a Thea in your life hold on tight.
Person 1: Have you seen that Thea Girl
Person 2: Yeah shes super pretty and people say shes really nice.
Person 2: Yeah shes super pretty and people say shes really nice.
by Malea Hansen February 17, 2020
Get the Theamug. Thea has shagged more guys than Mia Khalifa and shes probably looking for you next. Be sure to wear at least three condoms and take a penicillin shot otherwise you’re cock will fall off within 24 hours after intercourse. Her pussy is looser than the shit fags she rolls and sex with her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. So, if Thea ever asks for a cheeky fag, remember, don’t be silly, wrap your willy.
Guy 1, Dude my dick fell off in the shower this morning!
Guy 2, someone didn’t wear enough condoms when he fucked Thea last night.
Guy 2, someone didn’t wear enough condoms when he fucked Thea last night.
by Theaisacumslut October 4, 2021
Get the Theamug. Thea maybe has good personality and looking. Fvcking attractive, impossible to stay far from she. Wait that amazing moment, believe.
by Wait the moment November 21, 2021
Get the Theamug. She is the most sexiest girl in the world. All the boys fall in love with her. She has the most wonderful personality except that she has anger issues. All the girls get jealous. She has a special name because she is a special girl.
by It's me101010 December 11, 2016
Get the Thea Huntermug. girl who farts all the time. absolutely gorgeous but tends to often have foot fetishes. She’s got mommy milkers but often overlocked as they squirt out milk. Common traits are: Loves ribena and squash and lucozade. In addition has kinks for having feet up their vag
by 69mommycreamet June 17, 2022
Get the Theamug. by ashbyjames May 14, 2024
Get the Theamug.