by the Suppreme one June 02, 2016
A Valorant smurf is someone who got players in their spike rush lobbies who were too good, so they made a alt account to combat that.
They are also really anoying and have no life.
They are also really anoying and have no life.
"William is a valorant smurf."
by WilliamProsper December 21, 2022
by Vincentthevalpro January 08, 2022
A specimen of human organism who is unfamiliar to human hygiene of any shape or form. They usually are found in their natural habitat. A very messy space with hentai posters and him nutting his pants after hearing a woman's voice in prox chat. They usually have a massive vitamin D deficiency and has not seen a woman in 20 years. All they do is play valorant and cum 24/7
by PalistanBall December 29, 2024
Person 1: "We're just gonna play one game of Valorant, OK?"
Person 2: "The last time you said that, we played for 5 hours."
Person 2: "The last time you said that, we played for 5 hours."
by shober August 02, 2020
by rikke42069 November 30, 2021
Lets say u own a dog. the dog has an intellectual mind. he saw u play valorant with an underage woman. he beat the shit out of you because ur a FUCKING degenerate 50 YEAR OLD WHO Straight UP USES VOICEMOD TO PRETEND INTO BEING A DEEPVOICE FUCKFACE TO JUST BE A WASTE OF SPACE. man just get a fucking job
by 4jh January 22, 2025