Baby Man / A Tony Man

A Baby Man, sometimes interchangeably referred to as A Tony Man, denotes an individual exhibiting child-like behaviors, particularly in aspects like food preferences, hygiene, and social interactions. This includes a reluctance to consume adult foods, avoidance of sauces, neglect of personal hygiene, and displaying immaturity in various situations. A Tony Man often judges others based on their own standards, disappears from social circles until food or alcohol is involved, and may exhibit behaviors akin to a Baby Man, such as reluctance to engage in adult responsibilities or confrontations.

"John's such a Baby Man, or should I say, a Tony Man. He won't eat anything except plain pasta and throws tantrums if anyone suggests otherwise. Plus, he shows up to parties smelling like a dumpster fire."

"I can't deal with Sarah's friend anymore; he's both a Baby Man and a Tony Man. He raided my fridge last time he came over, criticized everything, and then vanished until the next barbecue."

"Tom's turning into a classic Baby Man, or perhaps we should start calling him A Tony Man. He avoids salads like the plague and only shows up when there's free booze. Such a child."

Baby Man / A Tony Man

by StevenMaque1997 April 25, 2024

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I da MAN!" = "Little Man

Sarcastic compariSON of a virile stud's chest-pounding celebration at having successfully "scored" wif a hot chick, but then having to deal wif da "pitter-patter of little feet" if said glorious union produces a "tiny-male result" --- i.e., a "stud junior".

In da alternate "hill-ascending duo" poem, it's stated dat "Silly Jill forgot her pill"; I guess dat she forgot a condom, as well, since da "I da MAN!" = "Little Man" equation certainly applied in their case.

by QuacksO December 7, 2025

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