figgy fiddler

A person, usually a software developer, that modifies production configuration files without telling anyone.

Dev:" It was a faulty update to a config file i made on production and immediately switched back. It was a very bad call on my part to do that." DevOps: "Fucking figgy fiddler ..."

by PDXDude July 27, 2017

Kiddy Fiddler

A person whose favourite activity is touching kids

John - See Tim over there? I heard he's a professional kiddy fiddler.

Sally - Oh really? So was my dad.

by Suedunym February 23, 2023

Fiddler Skiddler

Guy who works at a truck tuning shop and gets banged by his boss for extra cash and blowcaine.

yo bro you a fiddler skiddler for the boss huh? you must really be jonesing home boy?

by spider-man gang gang home boy December 13, 2022

Nighttime Fiddler

Someone who continually gets up at all hours of the night to fiddle with the fan and/or air con controls.

Holy shit. Lauren is a nighttime fiddler. I can’t get a good nights sleep.

by Shultz January 10, 2020

Fiddler-shit

Fiddler shit means similar to “not giving a care in the world.” The name derives from Massachusetts,
specifically spoken by the residents in the Greater Boston area. Fiddler-shit is not to be confused with it’s close relative, fiddler-fart.

Kelly’s husband fiddler farted over at the fridge. Jake quickly smelled it, and Kelly apologized. Apparently he didn’t give a fiddler-shit and let one rip, blaming it on the salad cheese. The only explanation was to “hold your nose, Jake!”

by Conkywonky21 April 05, 2022

Bone Fiddler

A person who loves to fiddle around with men’s penises. A homosexual. Commonly working with bones as in archeology or paleontology.

Alan Grant looks like a bone fiddler in his free time.

by Stephen Mc Lingenfoof August 24, 2020

Ultimate Fiddler

A game where two people (male/female/both) sit on the floor with no pants and hold each other's elbow with one hand. With the other hand they masturbate to the sound of the fiddle in the song "When the devil went down to Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band. All while making constant eye contact.

The winner is the one who ejaculates the most.

Him: Hey girl, do you want to play the Ultimate Fiddler?

Her: No, but I'm sure Josh would like to play once his wrist is feeling better. He is the reining champion!

by BigVeinyCurvyDick October 06, 2023