Crinkle Crinkle

When someone is a piss baby

Pati is Crinkle Crinkle

by Ozztism November 10, 2020

Make It Crinkle

Equivalent to "show me the money". The act of "making it crinkle" is when you get paid, and it crinkles in the palm of your hand, or as you stuff it into your pocket.

Short form: Crinkle = Cash

You have my money, bitch? You better make that shit crinkle!

Tell me how much you need and make it crinkle!

Also could be used as a noun: Bitch better have my crinkle!

by UrbanArch December 18, 2008

Crinkle

A slur for combination of a Cracker and a Chink

That guy Tyler is such a Crinkle

by Space Pugg March 30, 2023

Crinkle

When you have new shoes and it creases.

Man slow down I’m gunna crinkle my shoes

by Treysi March 29, 2021

Crinkle Brain

Thinking so hard and being so utterly smart that not only does your forehead crinkle, but your brain as well.

Check out this crinkle brain strat, it works every time!

by Masterful Ezreal main February 24, 2019

Crinkle

A vaginal wrinkle, one that typically comes with age.

MILFs typically have crinkles.

by tripherthenstripher March 28, 2025

Crinkle Heins Spooker

The man with the biggest Penis of all time. It's been calculated at a massive origin shifting 30ft wide and long, it's so big drags on the floor and causes earthquakes. Crinkle has yet too masturbate because his Penis is so ginormous and he can't reech it.

Is that crinkle Heins Spooker?
I want to suck him and make him rearrange my insides...

by Micah Angela July 30, 2022