one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

by the californiamerican June 27, 2008

penis strangler

Penis strangler is another word for condom as it strangles the penis leaving the penis successfully strangled kirl

i was going to put it in her booty but she reminded me i forgot my penis strangler to stop her getting STIs

by CREAMINISREALLIFE March 2, 2016

Wrap-Around Strangler

The Wrap-Around Strangler, is a snake-like penismeasuring up to 25 ft long that wraps around its host and strangles them to the point of unconsciousness and then proceeds to enter their anus and implants its seed.

Onision: hey whats that thing?

Me: Thats the wrap-around strangler. Watch out!

Onision: *cries* OH NOOO

by Yahoo Answers FBI December 15, 2019

Snake Strangler

A person who strangles a mans snake, possibly even a fake dyke

Hey did you hear that girl Bri is a snake strangler?

by catsharage August 22, 2020

The Greasy Strangler

The sexual act of cooking a piece of bacon, then allowing the bacon and extra grease to cool, then collect the grease. From there, place the bacon on your partners chest. Eat the bacon off while masterbatong with the extra bacon grease.

I just got back from the grocery store; I got some bacon so me and Stacy can do The Greasy Strangler

by JayKayIsMyName December 19, 2020

thigh strangler

someone who has sexy and thicc thighs and uses them to kill people

look thigh strangler is behind you

by chai patti September 28, 2021

Danglin Strangler

When the penis resembles the look of a python, thus enabling it to easily choke its prey.

I hit that bitch with the Danglin Strangler.

by annonymou1213132 November 7, 2011