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Another day at the races

The sexual act of covering one's flacid penis in peanut butter, to be licked off by a large amount of dogs/puppies.
Nick: (Covers penis in peanut butter) Time for another day at the races! Who wants to see me get my D wet?

Declan: Nick, all those puppies are ignoring you!

Nick: Aw crap.
by duelies2310 October 27, 2011
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going to the races

1. Going to the races means that you are in a really big hurry to get somewhere. Like you got the lead out, hit the gas, got a move on, put it into overdrive, sped up, etc...
Tina and I sat behind this guy who was texting on his phone at the stop light, the light turned green, and Tina yelled out the window to him that it doesn't get any greener! Then the dude was ballsy enough to flip her off after he finally gassed it like he was going to the races. What a jerk-wad! Tina was pissed.
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
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Day at the Races

When someone goes to visit a strip club to wathc strippers dance.
Hey Tony, lets have a day at the races tonight.
by Justin February 20, 2004
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