Jonah

A simp with anger issues that tries to guilt trip lots of people

Did you hear that she broke up with Jonah.

by Bootilicious baddie 69 June 10, 2022

Jonah

Jonah is the best guy you’ll ever meet! He lights up the room the second he walks in, smiling ear to ear. He’ll always be there for you disregarding anything you’ve done or said wrong. He’ll do anything to make his girlfriend Mady happy (they’re practically married). He sticks up for that girl and is always her number one fan.

Person: oh my gosh look how cute they are

Other person: that’s just jonah and mady, they’ve been together forever lol

by Yourwickedhotmother November 22, 2021

JONAH

BALD MAN

''He's such a Jonah man!''

by jkflsgh October 28, 2022

Jonah

Mostly called sufficiently lubricated

Did you get sufficiently lubricated with your sister last night Jonah?

by Bibitybobityoffmyproperty June 08, 2022

Jonah

Man has the biggest dick, the most suave facial hair, and is most likely fucking your girl. In summary hes one handsome devil.

"Bro dont let that guy near your girl."
"Why not?"
"His name is Jonah"

by because yes September 01, 2022

jonah

a retard looking mother fucker with tuna lips and a misshaped head.

jonah is a faggot

by niethan thomas January 29, 2014

a jonah

When you call someone a Jonah, it means that they are an unlucky person

Poor him, he’s like a Jonah

by Jktheaceman April 11, 2020