tardy the turtle

retarded turtle/actor on sweetknuckle junction which appeared on Greg the Bunny

TaT: The red ones make me horny*eating red paintballs*

by Monkey_FuKer_666 January 5, 2005

Tardy Thursday

1. The one day of the week when you're tardy to at least 3 out of all your classes.

hey im late but its okay since its tardy thursday

by Captain w00t October 25, 2004

Spinning Tardis

Northern game whilst smoking cannabis.

Bong is made out of half a coke bottle and a bread bag.

One person inhales the bong whilst doing a headstand and a friend spins them around.

Wow look at Alex doing a spinning tardis

by sh82 November 12, 2011

Tardis Pussy

A vagina that is like the Tardis on the TV show “Doctor Who” looks tight but it’s bigger on the inside.

That girl got a Tardis pussy once I got through the door it was like I entered the Grand Canyon.

by SaabStory December 10, 2017

Smarty tardy

Smarty tardy

Smarty tardy

by Yo-yo 94 November 30, 2018

Tardy for the Party

The art of throwing together a trashy outfit every Friday which consists of destroyed jeans, and a plain white v-neck tee-shirt.

We're gonna look like a hot hot mess tomorrow because it's Tardy for the Party day.

by starleishaG May 30, 2010

tardis burglar

A person who is so much on a chump, they are directly relative to someone who quite blatently robs both Time And Relative Dimentions In Space!

<person> is such a tardis burglar!!!

by coalfield July 13, 2004