Sumeka is a rare subset of dwarfism, originating from Southern Asia, and is characterised by loud noises and a propensity to not breathe unless she is muted. She cannot grasp the concept of the inside voice and proceeds to make everyone’s ears ring within a 3.69 mile radius. Legend has it her voice can be heard from London to ormskirk during calm weather. Is she human? A mythical creature? A figment of your imagination? Who knows. But we know for sure, she’s small.
Man 1: have you met sumeka?
Man 2: met her? I heard her from down under
Man 1: down under? You mean Australia?
Man 2: no, hell
Man 2: met her? I heard her from down under
Man 1: down under? You mean Australia?
Man 2: no, hell
by WWL February 8, 2024
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Thinks that she knows what shes talking about but really she isn't even speaking english, and doens't know anybodys name.
Thinks that she knows what shes talking about but really she isn't even speaking english, and doens't know anybodys name.
person: OMFG THE SUMENATOR IS COMING!!
the sumenator: It's ok... eat bananas... what is this sumenator???
the sumenator: It's ok... eat bananas... what is this sumenator???
by jonajosifsnyaba November 10, 2008
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