Snowcone

A conservative that is triggered by people and ideas different than their ideals. Like a snowflake but made of uniform shaved ice and dyed red white and blue.

The snowcones are melting down over Trump's loss.

by jrzg8r August 3, 2022

Southpaw snowcone

One person holds their left hand in a cone shape while the partner(s) ejaculate into their hand. The person then adds either fruit flavored alcohol or snowcone syrup to their left hand and the drinks it.

Hey did you see kyle eat a southpaw snowcone at the party yesterday?
Whats that?
Come by later and ill show you, bring some orange vodka.

by Raven King January 17, 2025

Snowconing

The action of saving an icicle over spring from the winter and using it in the summer on a hot day to cool off. Snowconing is typically done by inserting this icicle into your anus.

Harry: Yeah, my dad taught me to snowcone when I was a kid, and ever since it's been the best thing on hot days like this.
Jack: Yeah, it's a shame I didn't save any icicles this spring, can I borrow one of yours?
Harry: Of course, dude, I got a bunch.
Sean: What's that?
Harry: Woah.
Jack: You don't have that in South Dakota? Snowconing is when - on a really hot day - you put an icicle into your ass to cool off.
Sean: Sounds dope! I'd like to try!

by aethelu50 July 23, 2018

snowcone

Girls who wear tight pants that have thin legs but their upper body is blob. Often resembling a snow cone or ice cream cone.

"Look at that girl. Everything is hanging out of her shirt. She looks like she is wearing size 10 pants but her body looks like she is 3x."

"Yeah man, she's a snowcone".

by spacegirl December 19, 2014