queefinart

The act when a guy shoves a straw up his anus, and then puts the other end into a girl's vagina and farts.

After Dairy Queen, took my girl back to my house and I gave her a queefinart. Needless to say, I was done with my frosty.

by coda jane huab July 13, 2012

Queef Gravy

The act of putting an OXO cube in a vagina, getting a girl really wet and having her gush out gravy.

Tom couldn't wait for his Sunday roast covered in queef gravy

by floor_mellow March 3, 2015

Queef anon

The accidentally audible escape of moist-air from a thouroghly hammered vagina as an equivalent to the validity of the current Qanon political conspiracy theory.

Hey, did you hear that a 'Biden' computer was anonymously discovered to have child porn on the hard drive?
Sounds like a Russian hit-job or Queef anon to me. Neither one are worth a shit. Moving on...

by YAWA October 20, 2020

Queef in a pan

the most delicious thing you can get at ma and pa’s

I just ordered a queef in a pan from Ma and Pa‘s kitchen and it is BUSSIN

by y’ May 20, 2021

queefinator

big queef make the woprld shake

person 1: xenro is such a queefinator
person 2: yeaj i agree
xenro : i am queefrelaeasr27

by queefinator3 October 25, 2022

Mummy Queef

The only dope more potent than Afghan Kush at the moment. Don't be fooled by imitational grown Mummy Queef, believed to be handled with the tenderness of care and grown in actually pyramids with the Pharaohs.

Just got back from Cairo. The protest were crazy, but not as crazy as a pound of this Mummy Queef.

by Agent O June 22, 2011

HoHo Queef

The air discharge resulting from rolling up an African American Woman's flapjack titty like a HoHo and rapidly pressing it together with ones palms.

Guy 1: "Dude, Tanisha's got such sweet flapjack tits that I'm always rollin em up like a Hostess HoHo and squeezing em for fun."
Guy 2: "Yea dude, that's a HoHo Queef. They smell like cocoa and sound like a t-shirt gun! BOOF!"

by Bart Hanover January 13, 2013