Absolute victim of life, general bellend but can be funny at times. Wonky glasses and a bit of a spastic but overall a nice dude.
"Not Jesus Christ, it's Ravi Patel"
by Geoman2 March 27, 2018
you know another saturday night strollin through the phone book when i reach the P's i finally find patel so im scrollin through and i was baffeled that i seen 50 patels in the area. i was like yo weed up?
by steve October 29, 2003
An indian halo god who gets poon out of the ying yang. Samir's golden tounge of fury is able to reject spicey chemicals and turn it into milky goodness.
by Nathan Reich April 21, 2008
A bitch that breaks guys hearts. She baits you into liking her and seeming like a perfect woman and then just DESTROYS your mentality.
"Lana Patel broke my heart."
by kiddokiddie January 11, 2019
short kid, kinda sped and needs encouragement to do better. he is always trying get the tokes and his father is disappointed. Girls and Guy are attracted to this 5 foot 4 menace.
by osmanrafiki June 13, 2022
by Redbedheaddead March 19, 2018
Another slow left arm bowler who England can't seem to play. Made the pink ball rag square and some of his tried to spin but didn't turn (not a fookin arm ball).
by saqib simp May 31, 2021