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orangutan with its throat cut

Unfortunate description of a ginger haired girls fanny.
This girl i shagged the other night had ginger pubes, her fanny looked like an orangutan with its throat cut.
by Marc Bentley January 13, 2007
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Orangutan Hangers

A troubling display of ones "side boob" thus mimicking that of the spices Orangutan. Scientific> Pongo Pygmaeus. Bornean Orangutan subspecies. Pongo Pygmaeus Pygmaeus. Pongo morio. Pongo pygmaeus wurmbii.
O' snap, did you just see that girl coming out of the store. She was rocking some serious "Orangutan Hangers". Word, she sho' was. Those were some Orangutan Titties for real though!!! What I think you meant was "Orangutan Hangers".
by DumpsterfFire911 November 10, 2024
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Orangutan gang

A quartet of guys that have bigger balls than an Orangutan.
Those guys are an orangutan gang, they threw down tonight.
by Westminster frat November 25, 2018
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orangutan patch

A patch/clump of girl hair found in bathrooms and bedrooms. It's matted content clings to surfaces including sheets, carpets, drains, and wet shower walls/floors. When someone comes across an orangutan patch, the general reaction is that of disgust. It's removal involves a thumb and index finger pinch, full arm extension, and release into waste bin.
Boy: God damn it Marge, not another orangutan patch, I thought we went over this.

Girl: It's not mine, it's too dark to be mine.
Boy: Well it definetly doesn't belong to me.
Girl: Fine, I guess I'll clean it up, fucking orangutan patches.
by drink91 April 17, 2010
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IKEA orangutan

Another word for god. Presides over human deeds. Lives in the 7th dimension of IKEA. Can be bought for $20.
IKEA orangutan resides in my room. I am honored that such a marvel resides in my room.
by banoonoo jellu August 7, 2022
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Orangutan-in-Chief

The 45th POTUS is better known as the Orangutan-in-Chief. He’s got the IQ of a maggot.
by anonymous April 28, 2023
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orangutan asmr

a work of art, the best video to ever be created could even be said
Person 1:orangutan asmr is the best video to ever be made
Person 2: I KNOW RIGHT?
by i love orangutans December 15, 2021
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