Poorly Trained Circus Orangutan

1. An orange man who has no idea what he's doing. He's a Joke, but he's too dumb to realize it.

2. Donald J Trump.

When is Trump going to start acting like a President instead of a poorly trained circus orangutan?

by NotARobot22 February 10, 2017

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orangutan with its throat cut

Unfortunate description of a ginger haired girls fanny.

This girl i shagged the other night had ginger pubes, her fanny looked like an orangutan with its throat cut.

by Marc Bentley January 11, 2007

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A patch/clump of girl hair found in bathrooms and bedrooms. It's matted content clings to surfaces including sheets, carpets, drains, and wet shower walls/floors. When someone comes across an orangutan patch, the general reaction is that of disgust. It's removal involves a thumb and index finger pinch, full arm extension, and release into waste bin.

Boy: God damn it Marge, not another orangutan patch, I thought we went over this.

Girl: It's not mine, it's too dark to be mine.
Boy: Well it definetly doesn't belong to me.
Girl: Fine, I guess I'll clean it up, fucking orangutan patches.

by drink91 April 17, 2010

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Flaming Orangutan

When lighting a male's ass hairs during the act of 69. leaving the guy running around uncontrollably like an Orangutan.

Guy 1: You want to go biking?
Guy 2: Hell no after my girl giving me the Flaming Orangutan last night I'm not going to be able to sit for a week.

by flamingorangutan63 March 12, 2022

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The floppy orangutan

When you go to your friends for a sleep over and decied to crap the shit out of them (literally). When they're asleep you strip naked rub hot steamy shit all over your arms, legs and head, before crouching over their body in a squating position and screaming at the top of your lungs. Eventually when they wake up throw the remaining shit all over them!

"I can't wait to go to zac's house and do The Floppy Orangutan!"

by Oscar felangie February 3, 2016

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