national jerk your boyfriend off day

National jerk your boyfriend off day: the day to masturbate your male partner

its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!

by j_1234567810 June 10, 2024

National Cut off people’s legs Day

Celebrated on October 14th it involves cutting off a persons leg to make them shorter, in preparation for National throw short people day.

Prepare to be short for it’s national cut off people’s legs day

by Eternal fire October 21, 2025

Suck off a protogen day

On March 2nd it is Suck a Protogen day. A day when, if you know a protogen, you can suck them off!

Person: Hello “Insert Protogen Name here”, do you know what today is?
Protogen: What?
Person: It's Suck off a protogen day!
Protogen: Better get sucking then!!

by A Yellow Protogen February 27, 2024

Day off

Also known as a Toni, as people called Toni will always have a day off - no matter how big or important the task or project at hand is.

I'm having a Toni (day off) tomorrow guys, can you cover me?

by Stuffegg June 26, 2021