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Mario Kart

Rage game that is very fun. Also used as a term for a person that just got completely destroyed at a game.
by Starryboi December 9, 2023
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Mario Kart

1. Racing video game series published by Nintendo, featuring primarily characters from the Mario franchise.

2. A sexual act involving the ejaculation of a dog inside of you, or your ejaculation inside a dog.
1.

Mario: Hey brother, you up for a game of Mario Kart?
Luigi: Sure thing bro, get the Gamecube set up.

2.
Mario: So, you got any plans tonight?
Luigi: Eh, not much, was thinking of doing a Mario Kart...
Mario: That poor dog of yours doesn't know what's coming...
by WitherHD November 19, 2017
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Mario Kart Down

A funny way to describe when someone falls or has an accident, similar to things that happen in the video game Mario Kart. The phrase is used for moments that are especially entertaining or surprising.
A soccer player jumps to head the ball but lands awkwardly and falls over a teammate, flailing their arms. The funny way they fall makes everyone laugh, so someone might call it a “Mario Kart Down.”
by NovahCaine August 16, 2025
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Mario Karted

when you're playing Mario Kart and you're in 1st and then you get hit by a ton of red, green and blue shells, bananas, stars and bullet bills (bullet bill william) and then you go into 12th (last place). WHY CPU'S AND PLAYERS!!!!11!
GRRRRRRRR UYGBYFGSDHKGAHYGD I GOT MARIO KARTED AND |NOW I"M IN LAST FGSYDHJGSCHJXGUYAJHGCYXGHDHCSDHUSZFDEDedrftvgbhnfdeftgjhIUDFHGCHVNKSJERHFCXKVHYGBSDKUJFHVDCIXKUHkuhikfHJFIKhdjfiSKHGsir7yih
by Levcreater9909 April 13, 2023
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Impediment from finishing an action right before the end.
He was about o nut and his girlfriend bit his dick. That's one hell of a way to get mario karted.
by anonlovesyou April 25, 2020
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Getting Mario Karted

When you get immensely screwed over, while playing Mario Kart, in a way that seems impossible and/or unfair
Player 1: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, I GET HIT ONCE AND FALL FROM 3RD TO 9TH
Player 2: Poor guy, he's getting Mario Karted
by The CFM 2227 July 23, 2024
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mario kart

A game where gi is the worst at.
person 1: oh my god im so bad at mario kart
person 2: ok gi
by bawlstothewall April 28, 2022
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