Mario Kart

Rage game that is very fun. Also used as a term for a person that just got completely destroyed at a game.
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Mario Kart

1. Racing video game series published by Nintendo, featuring primarily characters from the Mario franchise.

2. A sexual act involving the ejaculation of a dog inside of you, or your ejaculation inside a dog.
1.

Mario: Hey brother, you up for a game of Mario Kart?
Luigi: Sure thing bro, get the Gamecube set up.

2.
Mario: So, you got any plans tonight?
Luigi: Eh, not much, was thinking of doing a Mario Kart...
Mario: That poor dog of yours doesn't know what's coming...
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Mario Kart

Person1: hey have you ever heard of Mario Kart?
Person 2: oh, you mean the song writer Lil Mariko?
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Mario Kart

The video game that teaches you that life is so unfair.
Life is unfair and Mario Kart teaches you that.
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Full Mario kart

Everything's going great and you end up losing. Becoming so black out angry you want to punch holes through everything and throw your couch through a wall
I got my taco Bell order home and they forgot my Mexican pizza. I pulled back in there and went Full Mario Kart.
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get mario karted

Impediment from finishing an action right before the end.
He was about o nut and his girlfriend bit his dick. That's one hell of a way to get mario karted.
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Mario Kart Television

Mario Kart TeleVision (MKTV) produces recordings of all Mario Kart races with cinematic recording and editing.
Mario Kart Television will be on tomorrow morning at 10am sharp!
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