manita

Manita is a word used to describe a girlfriend or a potential girlfriend in Turkish. In some cases it's just a beautiful woman.

-They're trying to set me up with someone but I already have a manita.
or
-Shit man, have you seen the ass on the manita.

by badassmopho June 5, 2014

Manit

1.) A sexy man
2.) Perfect
3.) Player

1.) OMG! he's sooo MANIT.
2.) I want a Manit Man.
3.) He's such a manit.

by Shivani March 28, 2004

manita

It is the sign of five made with an upraised hand. Manita in spanish slang means "little hand". The manita is made when a soccer team scores 5 goals in a game.

Pique's manita during the Nov 2010 Classico enraged Madridistas and the Madrid players so much that the subsequent classicos degenerated into brawls instigated by the Real Madrid players.

by Zeus is the Lord December 28, 2011

manitoba moose

Possibly the best name for any organized hockey team ever.
They are a team that is baised out of Winnipeg Manitoba. They play in the MTS center. And they Also have the best logo ever

"Hey, the what is the best hockey team ever?"
"The Manitoba Moose you idiot"

by MEH 38 February 27, 2008

Manitoba

Manitoba has hot summers and hot women. Manitobans know how to party better than any other place I've been!

Winnipeg and Saskatoon tied for the highest murder per capita rate in 2002 with 6 homicides... wow... 6.

Canada is #43 in the world for murder rates... while the US is holding strong at #23.

I know you don't care, but I'm drunk.

Toba girls give good head.

by nurple April 15, 2004

Manitowish Waters

+46° 6' 37.20", -89° 49' 0.88"

Quite possibly the most kickass place on earth.

Manitowish Waters: We dare you to get a DUI.

I'm from Manitowish Waters, bitch.

by local badass March 4, 2009

Marital Aid

At a quick glance, appears to represent a marriage therapist or counselor, but is in fact a euphemism for a device you stick in your husband's ass to spice up a boring marriage.

Wife-"Hey honey, i just picked up a "marital aid" at the shop today."

Husband-"Why do we need a counselor, our marriage just hit a rough patch?"

Wife- "Um...you should sit down for this"

by Dirtybusiness7 December 16, 2019