you are going to get killed by me

What i call homo-sapiens who mention by name in place of an abscess.

Person 1: Are you mentioning my name in place of an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: you are going to get killed by me

by Abreathofaversaillian January 21, 2025

Kill me karaoke

At a party or karaoke bar and when the person,is so talentless and you feel like your ears are bleeding;because it's so unbearable.

"Terrible singing at parties,sororities,fraternities and birthday parties".This is a real kill me karaoke moment.

by Kitty Minx June 26, 2018

Why Did You Kill Me?

A term used in a Matt Rose video about voice searching where in this case Ratatouille is mistaken for “Why Did You Kill Me?”.

uhhhh why did you kill me?

by Illegal, Meaning, Bad. December 27, 2024

pls kill me

the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke

Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Benny-Oh god pls kill me

by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetYEET October 15, 2019

Pls kill me

This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.

Also used when you are fucked up.

-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.

by SufferingBoi666 May 03, 2018

the pain was killing me

" the pain was killing me". It refers to some kind of illness which is really hurt in any part of the body.

" the pain was killing me". I have a real headache! It is awful!

by Mechita February 15, 2017

Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.

"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"

by Joe_Schmuck September 09, 2018