jed kemp

The new kid who literally no one likes.

Mate 1: "Have u heard of the new kid, jed kemp"
Mate 2: "Yep, no one likes him"

by Will Favis October 1, 2019

Kempe

Just ein Hurensohn

You are such a Kempe

by Kempehater69 November 16, 2021

Killer kemp

Jacob is a very tall and good looking lad that will tower over u all the time. He's also very good at playing football mainly playing in goal and he is unstoppable. Jacob is also a very kind and caring person when he wants to be but he is known as killer kemp for many reasons

Oh look it's killer kemp, that tall prick

by Killer kemp October 9, 2019

Leon Kempe

Smartest guy alive (and dead)

Leon Kempe is the smartest guy alive/dead

by Rudi4586 February 7, 2023

kempes

A crazy, stupid, short, disgusting-looking boy who just runs around. Also flirts with girls way too much. Loved by everyone for his popularity, but not for who he is. He's very dumb and sexy.

Ugh...did u see Kempes? He's showing off his sexiness again!

by ItzKe$ha August 1, 2016

dirty kemp

When you’re double dicking two broads, but the syphallis starts burning your wee tippy tip tip off, so you swiftly Vaseline that hot rod and take a Rennie because the 30’s are difficult on the gut.

Damn, when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be Dirty Kemping the wachowski sisters.

by Reading-Hutchinson February 12, 2022

Jeff Kemped

When one lifts to much weight and one loses control of their bowels.

I saw this guy dead lifting 200lbs and he Jeff Kemped himself. It smelt bad

by Jeff Kempster October 15, 2014