Kemp Fold

A found picture of ex-Eastenders actor and general television hardman Ross Kemp that has been folded and rephotographed. A popular internet craze.

1. Kemp Folds is the greatest blog of all time.
2. Guy 1 - Man, thats the funniest thing I've ever seen. What the hell is that?
Guy 2 - That's a Kemp Fold.
Guy 1 - He looks so cute.

by five_minute_hallway October 22, 2009

Mattis Kemp

That one virgin that plays roblox and fortnite all day long. he somehow manages to have a girlfriend but gets 0 pussy.

I have a roblox girlfriend their name is Mattis Kemp

by daddy salty July 14, 2021

Kemp

A person or persons who are negative and use that negativity to bring down others.

The kemp was around to spoil a great occasion.

by Green and Yellow July 7, 2023

lil kemp

an upcoming rapper that is going to own the rap game

LiL Kemp is such a great rapper

by LiL Purp Hurt February 20, 2018

joey kemp

Pussyslayer that is very prone to high blood pressure aka saltiness and nuts when he gets a 100 on a test only in algebra 2.

He's very salty, he must be Joey kemp.

by Ap242002 December 6, 2016

Kemp

Popular street name for Ket, unique to Derby

Let’s get on kemp tonight

by Kayalana June 14, 2020

Kemp

Someone who has a very untidy house and never leaves no matter the weather.

Hey, u seem like a Kemp

by Johnson Haley February 6, 2022