A male or female, usually in his or her twenties or thirties, who is obsessed with Jurassic Park and dinosaurs in general. A Jurassic Prick enjoys debating paleontological news and theories with other dinosaur nerds even though his or her chances of becoming a professional paleontologist or archaeologist are very slim. A Jurassic Prick may even run his or her own Jurassic Park, or other dinosaur related, website/forum. Jurassic Pricks are notorious for abusing their staff members and openly calling their forum members stupid.
Jurassic Pricks usually lead pathetic lives. Bullying people on the internet is normal behavior. Some Jurassic Pricks exaggerate their own importance, believing the world cannot survive without them. In one reported incident, a Jurassic Prick believed he was the anti-Christ. Most have very, very large egos. Many Jurassic Pricks are also believed to be schizophrenic, going as far as to try to destroy other Jurassic Park websites because they are "threats." They are often hypocritical and manipulative, using whatever they can to get what they want.
A Jurassic Prick is someone to stay away from. Do not ever join a forum filled with Jurassic Pricks.
Jurassic Pricks usually lead pathetic lives. Bullying people on the internet is normal behavior. Some Jurassic Pricks exaggerate their own importance, believing the world cannot survive without them. In one reported incident, a Jurassic Prick believed he was the anti-Christ. Most have very, very large egos. Many Jurassic Pricks are also believed to be schizophrenic, going as far as to try to destroy other Jurassic Park websites because they are "threats." They are often hypocritical and manipulative, using whatever they can to get what they want.
A Jurassic Prick is someone to stay away from. Do not ever join a forum filled with Jurassic Pricks.
by ZeeInformitivo August 06, 2010
by tom ferrek March 11, 2004
IT HAPPENED! On a small island the coast of New Zealand. A comapny known as Ingen using fossilized mosquitos to bring back cloned dinosaurs.
by J Knudsen May 10, 2008
by My thumb is bleeding right now March 21, 2018
The condition arising when writers/producers feel compelled to put the focus (and spend undue screen time) on human characters in a movie that people are going to see mainly for its depiction of dinosaurs, giant robots, or other action/effects phenomena.
Yeah, the Transformers movie was cool.. when it finally *got* to the Transformers, instead of that kid. That was total Jurassic Park Syndrome.
by CaptainScorpio August 06, 2008
basically an amalgamation of all the cool bits left out of the jurassic park books rolled into a mediocre movie.
by alangrantdigshere August 08, 2008
A good movie hated for no reason. I think critics are those "jurassic park good because it's the original" people. Jurassic Park is a good movie but just because it's the original, doesn't mean you should hate the others. If they aren't those people then I don't know what to do.
Critic: "Jurassic World Dominion is an overhyped pile of shit."
Guy #1: "I think it's good."
Critic: "Jurassic Park is good, the rest are trash."
Guy #2: "Maybe you watched them with your eyes closed?"
Guy #1: "I think it's good."
Critic: "Jurassic Park is good, the rest are trash."
Guy #2: "Maybe you watched them with your eyes closed?"
by LittleTimmyCry July 20, 2022