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Jeffe

Name of someone in the Charlotte Athletic ticket office named "Jesse" mispronounced by the elderly as "Jeffe," which in all actuality is way more funny and an overall better name than "Jesse"
"Thank you for the help my dear Jeffe"
by The 49er Intern August 18, 2011
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Jeff works for the urban dictionary help center
he gets aggravated really quickly and was really mean to me
"Jeff wouldn't let me talk to NANCY"
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jeff is a zoo animal
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Jeff is gayer than your mom
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1: (noun) An endearing but slightly moronic person. A waste of space, but in a nice way.
2: (verb) To waste time, to Jeff.
1: Rachel is a big jeff.
2: Rachel spends most of her time jeffing around to the sound of radio 4
by Eddie356 January 30, 2008
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Jeff will be whoever you want him to be and pretend to love you as long as you pull out your wallet often. He'll will always have hooker breath.
Person A: Did you see Jeff's girlfriend! As in current girlfriend?

Person B: Oh my gaw, yes!

Person A: He has definately downgraded with a capital D!

Person B: She must pull out her wallet often...
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