Javier

The act of giving yourself a dirty sanchez.

I pulled out and I was in such a lust fugue I went for the Javier. dirty sanchez

by Javier66666 June 13, 2011

Javier

The name of a stuffed animal that a lot of guys seem to worship...

Guy1: Javier's upset... I was speaking to him on msn...
Guy2: He's not on msn, he's lieing on the floor!

by waheeyok July 7, 2011

Javier

Javier, Javier is a terrible person who gets multiple crushes, and doesn't know how to work with them. Makes tons of inappropriate jokes, and makes no one laugh. Also, if you ever meet a Javier one thing to look out for is that Javier likes to stab people. He's a bitch. And really ugly.

P1: Hey have you met Javier?
P2: Yes I want him to die.
P1: Lol same.

by Zhihsgisuvuvvs December 24, 2018

JAVIER

Very ugly mother fucker who is a ass hole.

Javier is a little person that has the smallest pines and he likes to act like naruto and act cute around girls.

by DAD SQUAD August 31, 2019

Yuan Javier

The type of person that smells like sweat and shit at the same time, his smell is so bad you can't endure him for five seconds straight

Lmao, that guy smells like Yuan Javier

by gay cock sucker that is gay lm July 31, 2019

Javier Jasso

sexy unexpected man with soft and beautiful eyes.

Javier Jasso is .................................... don't know jet

by Adniel90 April 28, 2011

javier buttsniffer

A sexual act were the male separates the womens ass checks and forcefully crams his nose all the way in and repeatedly blows his nose and shakes his head back and forth then repeats the same act with his tongue.

A fan of Matthew McConaughey.

Jaques: What did you do last night?

Susan: I gave your Mom a Javier Buttsniffer

by Tom Marker February 1, 2009