The Iceland Good-bye

When your mother passed away and was cremated; she always had one wish for her ashes. It's an Iceland tradition for her son's friends to fuck/pee/cum in the urn at the same time. Once this has been completed, we bring the ashes back to the motherland and do the traditional Viking funeral of burning them at sea.

This is what my mother always wanted. I didn't let them know until after she passed. They took on the challenge and we went out there and gave her the Iceland Good-Bye. I will always love and appreciate my friends for doing what my mother always wanted.

by Fashion Nova May 01, 2023

Sloppy Icelandic Bum Hole

Someone who is from Iceland and has an extremelly smelly, sloppy, and sweaty ass.

Boy : I broke up with my girlfriend
Other boy : Why?
Boy : She's the biggest sloppy Icelandic bum hole!!

by mrtroller977 October 30, 2011

Iceland

COLD

Iceland is cold

by Fuck [e-mail] February 15, 2022

Icelandic clap

The moment male genitalia bang off the top tube or crossbar of a bicycle. This action is usually accompanied with an immediate and significant exhale of breath and a lot of expletives, and is then followed by no intake of breathe for a good 5 seconds and more extreme cases this pause in breathing can be significantly longer. For a variable period of time after the incident, it is quite common to be forced to walk with an unusual gait.

Look that guy's walking like John Wayne ! Ah, he's just had an Icelandic clap episode bike-riding.....

by James St August 03, 2022

Iceland Soccer Team

The national team of the country Iceland, where if you are a man aged 20 to 40, there is a 1 in 2000 chance you are on the team. Also, their manager is a dentist.

Ohmyfuckinggod how did the Iceland soccer team beat ENGLAND? Their manager is a bloody dentist for Christ's sake

by jherrera1021 December 03, 2017

Icelandic slammer

Gay slang for a giant ice cold wet and soggy dick.

“Bro last night I got an Icelandic slammer from someone at the nightclub!”

by fireatlas91_ May 13, 2023

Icelandic Papercut

When a person ejaculates on a tray and spreads it out so it's nice and thin, then you put it in the freezer until it's completely frozen. After that, you scrape it off, and the frozen sperm should resemble a sheet of paper. Finally, you cut yourself with it.

"I just gave myself an Icelandic Papercut this other day"

by Gay_faggot_swag25 February 07, 2025