Saying you’re going to be somewhere at a certain time, then bitching out and ghosting everyone when they check to see when you’ll arrive.
by Stretch2212 November 15, 2023
Get the Pulled a Hobbsmug. 
Hobbes: The problem with people is that they are only human.
Calvin: Well you're lucky you don't have to be one.
Calvin: Well you're lucky you don't have to be one.
by Bobtomato June 27, 2018
Get the Hobbesmug. Susie may have technically been in violation of da Hobbes Act when she ran off with said stuffed tiger, but da "Calvin Act" which supposedly allowed said greedy opportunist to make off with Susie's own mammal-toy --- Mr. Bun --- had not been approved by Congress, and so I doubt dat Susie would get in much trouble for violating it.
by QuacksO December 14, 2023
Get the Hobbes Actmug. Having a massive dick patty
by Balls deep in Alexandria February 3, 2014
Get the hobb goblinmug. Complete bastard, 9 times out of 10 has a big cock and enjoys getting government benefits. Quite the Sasquatch and enjoys a good gallivant around in what you would call a basic bitch car.
Her work manager calls Emily Hobbs in for a formal meeting after calling a fag, a fag
She then Sasquatches over and has her formal meeting and giggles at her manager.
She then Sasquatches over and has her formal meeting and giggles at her manager.
by Fat bitch slut November 22, 2021
Get the Emily Hobbsmug. 