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alex prescott-hansen

a veyr cute, sexxay, boy/girl.
a great kisser
an even better goy/girlfriend
someone u should spend the rest of your life with
a "big" boy.
wow, he/she's such an alex prescott-hansen
by flippy gibby May 1, 2010
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Dane Roberts Hansen

This is a rare mammal only known to some of the lynfield college people, he stalks his prey (beef jerky) and pounces behind it. buttfucking & eating it at the same time. A very dangerous animal when it come's to food, I wouldn't go anywhere near him with beef jerky.
Ashton: DUDE what the fuck are you doing with beef jerky at school?

Kouroush: I don't know man? I'm hungry. man's gotta eat his lunch.

Ashton: DANE ROBERTS HANSEN WILL FUCKING ATTACK YOU IF HE SEE'S YOU WITH THAT SHIT
by boomheadshotmealtime July 11, 2011
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Francis is a sussy guy that loves fitness and Player unknown battegrounds. He gets just as much pussy as his friend Adin (Adin doesn't get any pussy). Francis is Philipino but he isn't the type to eat your dog. He might eat your ass when you're asleep though
Person 1:"oh you see that short and buff Asian over there"
Person 2 "Don't worry bout it sweetheart it's Francis Drake Saducas Hansen"
by Iknowwhereyoulive123 January 27, 2022
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Emil Hansen

An Emil Hansen is a quite rare species but when you see that beautiful beast, it is an amazing experience
The Emil Hansen is a top quality pussy destroyer and at times simply to pleasure his wamens this magnificent beast .eats their pussy Which is why this creature is known in the animal kingdom as the pussy meister
The Emil Hansen is hawt and is a pro pussy eater

Wow look at that beautiful Emil Hansen over there dad

OH MY GOD MAM GET THE CAMERA THAT EMIL HANSEN JUST DABBED AND SMOKED 4 JOINTS IN 0.69 SECONDS!!
by PussyMeister666 December 2, 2018
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kaden Hansen

Kaden is a super sexy looking man. He never fails to put a smile on your face. No matter what he always makes you feel like you are worth it. Kaden is a very loving man and has a very amazing heart!
Kaden Hansen makes me feel so good about myself he is the love of my life
by Bballplayer12345 June 1, 2023
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Jack Hansen

Really tall guy who gets into drama 24/7. Hold onto your retention fee, because you'll need a lawyer after he's done with you. I loved his Spanish class.
Boy that Jack Hansen fellow sure is litigious (unreasonably prone to go to law to settle disputes.
"our increasingly litigious society").
by Chillbloney February 15, 2023
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Mr. Hansen

A cool dude, full marks for being a great science teacher, would be taught by again 10/10.
Did you hear, this year I have Mr. Hansen for science.
by TheReal7E September 15, 2022
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