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alex prescott-hansen

a veyr cute, sexxay, boy/girl.
a great kisser
an even better goy/girlfriend
someone u should spend the rest of your life with
a "big" boy.
wow, he/she's such an alex prescott-hansen
by flippy gibby May 1, 2010
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Dane Roberts Hansen

This is a rare mammal only known to some of the lynfield college people, he stalks his prey (beef jerky) and pounces behind it. buttfucking & eating it at the same time. A very dangerous animal when it come's to food, I wouldn't go anywhere near him with beef jerky.
Ashton: DUDE what the fuck are you doing with beef jerky at school?

Kouroush: I don't know man? I'm hungry. man's gotta eat his lunch.

Ashton: DANE ROBERTS HANSEN WILL FUCKING ATTACK YOU IF HE SEE'S YOU WITH THAT SHIT
by boomheadshotmealtime July 11, 2011
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Francis Drake Saducas Hansen

Francis is a sussy guy that loves fitness and Player unknown battegrounds. He gets just as much pussy as his friend Adin (Adin doesn't get any pussy). Francis is Philipino but he isn't the type to eat your dog. He might eat your ass when you're asleep though
Person 1:"oh you see that short and buff Asian over there"
Person 2 "Don't worry bout it sweetheart it's Francis Drake Saducas Hansen"
by Iknowwhereyoulive123 January 27, 2022
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The Joel Hansen

Coke, a handful of pineapple and a shot of rye

Aka an awesome drink created by Alex Turner and Joel Hansen
Dude im making Joel Hansens tonight!
The Joel Hansen is an awesome drink
by rather_dashing January 18, 2011
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cheyenne hansen

The act of two hobos having anal penetration within a cardboard box.
Hey i just saw the homeless guys Bob and Moe having themselves a Cheyenne Hansen behind the bar. I think I'll puke now.
by Cheyenne Hansen November 14, 2016
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Emil Hansen

An Emil Hansen is a quite rare species but when you see that beautiful beast, it is an amazing experience
The Emil Hansen is a top quality pussy destroyer and at times simply to pleasure his wamens this magnificent beast .eats their pussy Which is why this creature is known in the animal kingdom as the pussy meister
The Emil Hansen is hawt and is a pro pussy eater

Wow look at that beautiful Emil Hansen over there dad

OH MY GOD MAM GET THE CAMERA THAT EMIL HANSEN JUST DABBED AND SMOKED 4 JOINTS IN 0.69 SECONDS!!
by PussyMeister666 December 2, 2018
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Kenzie hansen ugly

Kenzie Hansen ugly that’s impossible
by Bradybomb March 10, 2019
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