by ALLTHENAMESARETAKENRAAAAHH September 23, 2025
Get the Guinea pigmug. 
when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.
at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.
by Krkič October 15, 2019
Get the guinea pigsmug. by DonnyDucky September 27, 2017
Get the Feeding the guinea pigmug. 
Scientific name is Cavia porcellus. Guinea pigs are some of the cutest littel things on earth. They make the cutest noises u can ever hear, are cute and chubby, and fulla fun!!
by AsianPowerr666 May 5, 2020
Get the Guinea pigmug. Good God he was banging away on me for hours, and I feel a little over come now, he goes at it like viagra guinea pig...
by Sunnydays45 June 9, 2011
Get the viagra guinea pigmug.