Elasticity Theory

The theory that the Vagina being predominantly tight due to muscles will go slack and loose on Celebate women as a result of not being put to use during sexual intercourse while promiscuous women will have a tighter vagina due to the muscle having a regular work out and snapping back tight by the next morning

I fucked 2 girls last week that proved Elasticity Theory the tramp of the two was plenty tight but her prudish friend that has held out for the last 2 years was like fuckin a jar of mayo

by All Knowing Asshole February 26, 2017

Elya

A really pretty young girl who is smart and has lots of spiritual wisdom way more than her age. An old soul who is out of reach of any guy. Nobody is qualified and everyone should be intimidated. Stay away.

I was thinking about asking her out but realized she is an Elya and that is unrealistic. I will just go home

by kg717 November 11, 2021

el7as teezy

an arabic term meaning "lick my ass"
usually used as a insult or to convey shock

mo: look at that bitch she a 10/10
ahmed: el7as teezy she looks shit

by a777777777777777a November 19, 2021

Eliass Jalloub

A beautiful baby. On the outside hes like a fierce scary lion but once he gets comfortable with you and trusts you (wont happen), he becomes a big baby (only to his wife hasina). Hes the most sweetest caring and hottest man to ever roam the earth. Every step he takes he leaves a light beautiful aroma behind him. If you ever find anyone like him (you wont), hold onto him with ur jaw and teeth and never let go because he is the most caring man in the world. He knows how to love, care, protect, and HMP HASINA LOVES HIM SO MUCH HMP HES A BABY AND NO ONE NO ONE WILL TOUCH HIM NO ONE WILL EVER HURT HIM BC HIS WIFE WONT LET ANYONE ANYONE OR ANYTHING DAMAGE HIS PURE SOUL!!!!! I LOVE BABY LIAS

Eliass Jalloub? Oh thats Hasinas little baby

by Eliasswifehummahumma December 5, 2021

Elias

The sexiest man alive. EVER

That ballarino is Elias

by k&m January 5, 2005

dirty elias

When you shove a manga in another

persons mouth and shove a pickle in their ass while you watch Tokyo ghoul.

I was doing the dirty elias with my girlfriend in the living room.

by Killergenes620 April 1, 2020

ELASTIGIRL

Lead female in the incredibles who can stretch/bend herself into a whole manner of compromising positions. If cartoons were real, she'd be a great fuck. Sadly, her voice is extremely irritating.

Man, I had a dream i fucked elastigirl last night - it was hot, but i had to gag her coz she has such an annoying voice

by pat bateman April 3, 2005