Edward

A short child with a huge head who is obsessed with Harry Potter. Hes white and likes to be spammed on facebook. The rudest way to insult someone.

You are such an Edward

by Bobthebuilder345678 October 31, 2011

Edward

A douchebag with a vocabulary containing the words: dingus, dumb dumb, idiot, fat jew, and unbelievable

That guy is really edward-like

by niggarcunt123 September 4, 2017

Edward

A bong with a pentagonal base, making it less likely to tip over and spill.

Pass me Edward and some of Donny's fine herb.

by deece August 10, 2012

Edward

That nigga edward is a fucking thug and a really bad person. Don't ever let that nigga cook he will burn the entire neighborhood down. The are typically a lightskin of any race and pulls a lot of hoes. That's the only good thing about this guy though other than that he is very reckless and ruthless. He is perfect for being a goon in a gang come recruit this guy.

Hunter: There's that nigga Edward watch your pockets
Jonah: Yeah last time I hung-out with that nigga he knocked me out and r worded me then took my fuckin money
Hunter: What a thug

by 7starr.lee July 1, 2023

Edward

Edward is someone who has a big shlong and knows his way with hot milfs.

Omg look at him he’s an Edward

by Edwardswillruletheworld November 21, 2021

Edward

An adolescent male human being who believes that saying the N word and making racist jokes is funny. He also aspires to be like Patrick bateman earning him the term "wannabe Patrick bateman" in many peoples contact lists. He thinks that any woman who isn't willing to date him anymore is narcissistic and rude. He is typically into the 'male manipulator' music and films.

edward:

"I took a test online and it said I'm a psychopath. I knew me and patrick bateman were the same!'

by swaggymush April 13, 2023

Edward

Edward = Explosive. Diarrhea. With. A. Running. Drip.

usually happens when you go to a third world country or after a bad case of spicy food.

Bryan: Dude, Edward is knocking at my door right now.
(After coming back from the bathroom)
Bryan: Nevermind. Edward just dingdong ditched my house.

by thiefingdude July 14, 2011