Apres-Dodgeball

The art of a dodgeballer partying appropriately after partaking in the game of dodgeball.

Daisy - "You staying for the apres-dodgeball?"
Sophia - "Does a bear shit in the woods?!"

or

Danny - "Apres-dodgeball is the new rock n roll."
Kim - "Yes."

by Patches O'Stedlihan April 26, 2011

ultimate dodgeball

Ultimate dodgeball, or UDC (Ultimate dodgeball Championship) is a sport played by smart car driving douchebags, and 30 year old men trying to relive their youth. It is usually played on a trampoline so it is incredibly easy to play. You'll either see 27 to 30 year olds playing, or 14 to 28 year olds playing, all of which take it way to seriously.

Kid: Dad why aren't you ever home on Thursday nights?

Dad: Well son, I have to go play ultimate dodgeball tonight!

Kid: Faggot...

Hey Austin, want to go play ultimate dodgeball at the local sky-zone?

by Peyton Clark November 9, 2015

Russian Dodgeball

Two People use a condom sexually until climax, use said condom as a toilet for the next 24 hrs. Freeze it over night, and play dodgeball. First to get hit eats it.

Man: lets play Russian dodgeball
Woman: Nooo! last time you had diarrhea

by DilfFucker69420 September 27, 2023