National Dick Day

National Dick Day is very important because it shows the significance of how dicks can be very scary and that they just look funny.
Person 1: “Hey today is National Dick Day?”

Person 2: “Oh really? Nice, well, Happy Dick Day”🍆🍆🍆
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suck a dick day

national suck a dick day
today is the day you can go around and suck any guys dick and no one can say anything about it
guy friend: hey it’s november 18th
girl: ok and?
guy friend: it’s national suck a dick day
by bitchsuckass6969 November 11, 2019
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Suck a dick day

It's Suck A Dick day on the 13th of November . There were many celebrations relating to national holdiays written about on social media that our algorithms picked up on the 13th of november .
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Little Dick Day

A little dick day, or LDD for short (pun intended) is any day or days in which a male consumes copious amounts of cognitive enhancers in order to complete an insurmountable amount of work within a short time span. It earns its name through one of the less desirable side effects of such chemicals, the temporary contraction and therefore shrinkage of the penis.
Person 1: Wow, you look like shit!
Person 2: I know man, I have a research paper and final due in thirty minutes, so I took about 200 mg of adderall in the last 48 hours; real serious little dick day for me.
Person 1: Holy fuck!
by Fuck Finals May 13, 2011
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grab a dick day

On september 20 grab as many dicks as possible!! it’s grab a dick day😂 let yo inner hoe out for a whole 24 hrs and challenge your friends to do the same
maddie: omg i just grabbed jason’s dick that make 7

sky: haha i already grabbed 12

maddie: ahh i love grab a dick day
by hoegirl69 September 18, 2019
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National Dick Day

It’s July 15th, Happy National Dick Day!
Today is the day we celebrate the creation of dicks as they serve a critical role in our society. They give us a sense of comfort, love, and joy. We appreciate your dick and I hope I can see it in person one day.
Person 1: hey what day is it?
Person 2: NATIONAL DICK DAY COME OVER HERE
Person 1: Huh? Why?
Person 2: SO I CAN GIVE YOU SOME DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
by Donald Trumppp July 15, 2021
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Grab dick day

On {Apeil 12th} all girls have to grab at least one dick for {“national grab dick day}. April 11th was “grab ass day” and hella girls want payback, so let’s get it
by HellYeaMan April 11, 2019
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