by A motherfucking cuck October 11, 2019

by MiddleSchoolHumorAtItsPeak May 25, 2023

The act of shitting on top of the toilet seat and taking a roll of toilet paper sticking it to the turd and running it to your passed out friend and tucking it into their pants
by illusivepriest May 25, 2020

Brad glimpsed at the used toilet paper to gauge his progress and was astonished to be greeted by a wad of pristine, folded two-ply. He struggled to recall his diet that had resulted in this Immaculate Defecation and knew his friends would not believe him later.
by CatNumberFour September 9, 2025

Magoo opens up another front against blog vermin whose "literary defecation" spreads a disease of
misinformation about annuities and structured settlements aiming for increased SEO and inebriation by pay-per- click manna.
misinformation about annuities and structured settlements aiming for increased SEO and inebriation by pay-per- click manna.
by Andre Ryerson August 10, 2017

Talking shit about your good character; shitting on your good name; spreading lies about you that are not true.
I am going to sue you for defecation of character if you don't stop talking about me and spreading lies.
by Muffinbuster69 February 24, 2019

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.
Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished
by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013
