Cookie Monster

BEWARE! he will steal your cookies

Person A: “yo man where did my cookies go”

Person B: “they got stolen by the cookie monster”

by UltraDean1983 March 11, 2025

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cookie-monster

on a college campus, one who invites members of the opposite sex into his or her (usually her) dorm for sexual favors. When caught by an RA, the person will say they were eating cookies as an excuse.

That slut was such a cookie-monster.

by Angelo D'mysterioso August 9, 2008

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cookie monster eyes

When a persons eyes are always pointing in different directions. Like the Cookie Monster!

The fat lady who works at the Kroger has cookie monster eyes.

by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007

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cookie monster vocals

Another term for the various vocal stylings of genres related to progressive death metal. The vocals are incoherent growls, similar to those of Cookie Monster himself.

"Hey, can you understand what these motherfuckers are saying?"
"I don't think anybody can with those cookie monster vocals."

by rpg June 12, 2006

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Vocals used by death metal/ hardcore metal vocalists. It started being called this because the voice sounded like the cookie monster. In album reviews people will often cite the cookie monster growl. Also see Bree for another example of a death metal vocal term.

The vocalist of (band) switches between high pitch metal screams and a low cookie monster growl.

by RoundDisc January 20, 2009

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Cookie Monster Syndrome

The inability to stop oneself from eating anything and everything in sight, like Cookie Monster from Seasame Street.

"What's this? This no plate of cookies. This plate of BBQ wings. Ah. Who me kidding? Me compulsive eater. Mahmahmah!" -Cookie Monster on a skit

"Mmm....leftovers!" -Me with my Cookie Monster Syndrome

by chicinthecity March 4, 2008

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