Comment-bomb

Whenever someone comments something stupid on your potentially fantastic facebook status which prevents it from getting any likes whatsoever.

Me: I just figured out how to divide by zero, I've cured cancer, and I was able to FC Through the fire and flames on GH3 on expert mode!

Grandma: I love you, sweetie! How are things going in high school?

Me thinking to myself: ...Comment-bomb...

by Rodson69 September 25, 2012

spanish commenters

well known for there comments on music videos with an over use of emojis and cringey things saying they enjoy the music a bit of an overexageration

god help us

Person 1: ''Amo😍😍está música 🎶 es cool 😎 y bonita y con una vocecita y me da risa 😂 por esa parte todos cuídense que dios los bendiga ''

Comment reply: ''Then god damn spanish commenters are at it again!''

by Thom Staticz December 27, 2017

Comment John

Similar to and ironically the opposite of a comment whore. They will look at every aspect of your online profile and comment incessantly on your pictures and updates with "insights" that are basically meaningless.

Damn, Robert commented on my newest photo 0 minutes after posting. He must have no life. He is such a Comment John. I'm so sorry I gave in to his constant begging for me to add him on Facebook.

by simpnotlimp September 20, 2009

MLIA Commenters

The people who OP's don't think about when writing submissions. The ones who sit through Steve every day for three hours. The people who have the best comment section on the internet.

MLIA Commenters: All the regulars, n00bs, and trolls.

by MLIACommenter August 14, 2010

The Comments Section

A comment section is a place of gather between all ages. In the comment section, everyone is here to fight TOGETHER. FIght for the single goal of destroying each other. Together! Together we stand to argue and create a toxic environment.

"The Comments Section is a really beautiful example of humanity." -Said no one ever.

by Meepy_Meh July 6, 2020

Dont comment

What attention seeking teenage girls write on their photo captions online, it's kind of like reverse psychology. They really WANT people to comment.

Sydney: DONT COMMENT
Jen: Dont tell me not to comment! This pic is hawt!
Sydney: Aww thanks :$

by pezz123 January 16, 2010

Comment Bot

Mainly on YouTube that is a bot that goes around on random videos usually a mixture of popular ones, unpopular ones, and in the middle but overall depends on what kind bot it is. There's 4 types of bots. Porn bots, self promo bots, Scam bots and the rest. Usually the rest would consist of stuff like the YouTube channels that go around on YouTube videos approving everything or Logan kinds of bots that say "wanna be friends" Half of the bots are guarentined malicious and possibly more if the other part of bots try doing something harmful.

David wanted to set up his own comment bot to self promote his channel and earn tons of subscribers.

by AverageUrbanDictionaryUser February 25, 2021