Someone that is always on their school provided Chromebook, even at home, playing games on it. Pretty much a Chromebook addict.
Person 1: "Bro John's the biggest Chromebook rat ever, he's always playing games in class."
Person 2: "I know, somebody gotta take it.
Person 2: "I know, somebody gotta take it.
by Luccafish May 21, 2023

A watered down laptop that is used mainly in schools to keep kids off games and shit when they're supposed to be doing work.
Student 1: My school gave me a MacBook.
Student 2: My school gave me a stupid Chromebook.
Student 1: What the fuck is a Chromebook?
Student 2: It's a retard's laptop for when your school doesn't want you to be playing games and other shit.
Student 1: oh.
Student 2: My school gave me a stupid Chromebook.
Student 1: What the fuck is a Chromebook?
Student 2: It's a retard's laptop for when your school doesn't want you to be playing games and other shit.
Student 1: oh.
by Stupid_Face123 July 15, 2022

when you shove your pp into the charging hole of ur chromebook, making cum squirt all in it and on the volume button. this can also make phub open and give you a fun time.
Example: I had the best Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook last night. The cum was everywhere.
Example: I had the best Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook last night. The cum was everywhere.
Example: I fucked ur mom...dont ask her shes still open cheeked on the bed. Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook
by Shawnmasterb8s+davidejacul8s November 17, 2022

A great laptop anyone can use. It costs near nothing and has a linux subsystem inside! It can do usual computing, and even games, if you want it to! Kids love chromebooks, and the only people who dont like them are those who want to watch inappropriate things in class, game or cheat during tests.
Mum - I got you a laptop honey!
Daughter - Wow! Its a chromebook! I can use gmail on it and it wont crash at all =
Daughter - Wow! Its a chromebook! I can use gmail on it and it wont crash at all =
by chromebooky December 16, 2023

literary the WORST computer on the market. Why you may ask? Let's take a Windows computer for example. Sleek, smooth, and can download very cool desktop games such as Minecraft. Then we have the Chromebook. Small, micro-sized horrible screen, and, can ONLY download games from the APP STORE. Yes, you heard me right, the app store you would have on your phone. Let's say you download a game from the app store on your cromebbok, guess what? IT HAS MOIBLE CONTROLS! Meaning you cant use the WASD or arrow keys like a normal computer, you have to painfully click and drag using your MOUSE. Not to mention the Chromebooks are VERY laggy. So, in conclusion, if you want to buy a computer, DO NOT, and I mean DO NOT buy a Chromebook.
by 0rigina1 May 5, 2022

𝗧𝗲𝗰𝗵ie 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: A type of laptop that runs on ChromeOS and relies on cloud-based applications and storage (note: non-school ones have the option to run Android apps and games on it). Due to this, most Chromebooks have underpowered specs, and they are usually built on the lighter and sleeker side. Though surprisingly, there are chromebooks that have beefy specs and can cost up to $1200; believe it or not there are quite a few people who are in the market for it.
𝗦𝘁𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁'𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: The bane of every middle/high schooler's existences. The fact that you can only browse the web and use google docs makes it a perfect laptop for teachers to impose on students. Chromebooks are quite a recent thing actually, it wasn't until around 2015 that more schools started transitioning towards it. Thankfully that was the last year for me in high school so I only had to endure one year of it. But at the same time, as a tech lover I did appreciate how portable it was and minimal idea of it.
𝗦𝘁𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁'𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: The bane of every middle/high schooler's existences. The fact that you can only browse the web and use google docs makes it a perfect laptop for teachers to impose on students. Chromebooks are quite a recent thing actually, it wasn't until around 2015 that more schools started transitioning towards it. Thankfully that was the last year for me in high school so I only had to endure one year of it. But at the same time, as a tech lover I did appreciate how portable it was and minimal idea of it.
Friend A: So I just bought a Chromebook....
Friend B: Well what are you waiting for?! Format that shit and install Arch Linux instead!
Friend B: Well what are you waiting for?! Format that shit and install Arch Linux instead!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 20, 2025
