bead mumbler

Deragatory term for a Roman Catholic, in referance to reciting the rosary prayer.

In a church with all of these bead mumblers!

by anneelizabeth August 13, 2012

bead suckers

children that are latched into seats attached to ladders on either side of the parade route in New Orleans, poised to attract all the beads from oncoming parade floats.

Oops, we chose a place next to the bead suckers. No one's gonna throw us shit!

by Laura Griffith April 13, 2008

bead-spatter

To pass a stool that consists of a multitude of small solid particles suspended in liquid excrement. These particles are noteworthy for their extremely sticky consistency.

"I'd leave that a few minutes if I were you, and you might want to flush again first. I had a curry last night and I'm afraid I've rather bead-spattered the pan."

by murrayzz1 June 24, 2014

Anal Beads

a sex toy used by chess grandmasters to deliver top engine moves in morse

Anal beads vibrating the The Bongcloud Counter-Gambit
. ....- / . ..... / -.- . ..--- / -.- . --...

by Hans Niemann September 15, 2022

cool bead

A righteous dude or dudette.

Man, he is a cool bead.

by FrizzyE June 3, 2017

Bindeez bead

Bead's that are pushed up another person's ass when have sex.

ouch pushed them to far up take Bindeez bead's out

by Justincross April 29, 2009

bead blaster

The act of removing ones anus beads like they are starting a lawn mower

Leo pulled on Her anal beads so hard she mowed half the lawn. That was a real bead blaster

by #itiswhatitis October 25, 2013