I had this guy Kyle over from Tinder that didn’t even take me on a date, claimed he had a stuck ring on his finger and needed to loop it up… I’ve done went to nursing school removed it with dental floss told him not to trip on the floss, but then he fell asleep on me. Oh yeah, he also told me this fable about him, sticking his head into a bag of dicks and got a bunch of bruises on his face from them.
Moral of the story don’t stick your head into a bag of dicks and open your mouth. It’s dangerous.
Moral of the story don’t stick your head into a bag of dicks and open your mouth. It’s dangerous.
I found this guy Kyle on Tinder. He didn’t take me on a date, came over with his long fingers and a stuck ring on his index finger… I lubed it up and use dental floss.
He thenfell asleep after doing a really weird Christopher Walken voice telling me about being beaten up by a bag of dicks!!
*Safety first…don’t stick your head in a bag of dicks*
He thenfell asleep after doing a really weird Christopher Walken voice telling me about being beaten up by a bag of dicks!!
*Safety first…don’t stick your head in a bag of dicks*
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