Carrot Asparagus 

the best person in the world

ur moms kid is a carrot asparagus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carrot Asparagus by urmomsgirlfriend August 30, 2021

Jeffrey Asparagus 

Jeffrey but he is Asparagus

Person 1: Have you guys ever had sex with Jeffrey Asparagus
Person 2: All day every day friend

Jeffrey Asparagus by NachosBellGrande33 May 17, 2022

Soggy asparagus 

Trying to have anal sex while limp and using your thumb to get in. A double serving of soggy asparagus is using two thumbs

John tried to soggy asparagus her but even the double serving failed

Soggy asparagus by IowaNice June 25, 2024

holds your asparagus 

as in hold your horses , wait a minute O.O

SALLY WE NEEDA DIP AS IN RIGHT NOW I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE PLAYING AROUND

"O.O HOLDS YOUR ASPARAGUS FOR ONE MOMENT"

holds your asparagus by greenseqquoiaocean October 26, 2020

Apples and Asparagus 

A person (usually a left wing activist) uses this term when they are backed into a corner. It is basically saying “I’m a dumbass and I don’t have the brains to continue this argument”

Person A: but don’t you see!?! You are wrong.

Person B: Apples and Asparagus

Apples and Asparagus by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch 

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020