noun / verb)
The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.
The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.
• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.
Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.
Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
by Evil Chef September 16, 2025
Get the Amsterdam Braisermug. by Sammyywhammyy March 12, 2023
Get the dirty Amsterdammug. by BearEggs November 20, 2018
Get the Amsterdam Potatomug. The act of consuming high quality cannabis and coffee at the same time as one would do in a coffee shop in Amsterdam. An Amsterdam Sesh sets itself apart from the typical "Hippie Speedball" as the substances consumed are ethically sourced and only of the highest quality.
Call me a yuppy but I just picked up some fair trade Guatemalan and some organic Dutch Treat flower. I am so down for an Amsterdam Sesh.
by anonymous May 24, 2024
Get the Amsterdam Seshmug. Het frikandelbroodje op het Media College ter Amsterdam heeft een nietszeggend sausje, minimaal 3 designfouten en is bovenal veel te hard
Brian: "Ik ga een Frikandelbroodje op het Media College ter Amsterdam benuttigen."
Danilo: "Kanker hard."
Danilo: "Kanker hard."
by Pizzabodem45 April 4, 2022
Get the Frikandelbroodje op het Media College ter Amsterdammug. The act of chasing 4 robogels (60mg DXM HBr) with half a bottle of delsym (444mg DXM Polistirex). The greatest functional social buzz of all time. Do this before work for a wonderful day.
by Mega Röv Bög June 21, 2019
Get the Amsterdam Samplermug. (noun / verb)
The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.
Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.
Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
Example Sentences
• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.
• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.
by Evil Chef September 16, 2025
Get the Amsterdam Braisermug.