Twatus Acquaintus

(n). IPA Pronunciation (derivative: Olde English): /twɒt'ʌs əˈkwānt'ʌs/
A twat with which one is acquainted.
Also known as a previously explored vagina, either orally or carnally.
Alternative uses can included but are not limited to: Cuntus Acquaintus, Muffus Acquaintus, Punanus Acquaintus, etc.

Example A:
Bro 1: Bro, you know her!?
Bro 2: Yea, bro, it's Twatus Acquaintus.

Example B:
Bro 1: Bro, I'd hit that!
Bro 2: Come on, bro! It's Twatus Acquaintus!
Bro 1: My bad, bro! I didn't know!

by NIVEKTTOCS November 29, 2015

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Someone you never met in real life but you talk to them online when you're bored

oh! she's just an instagram acquaintance but damn hypes me up more than my own boyfriend

by Pikuismylove August 6, 2020

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Quite possible the greatest friend you'll ever have, so good, in fact, that there isn't a word good enough to describe it so you use the word acquaintance.

That's my acquaintance , she's hilarious.

by Rapunzel171819 August 17, 2019

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cbag acquaintance

Not really a friend, but useful enough such that you keep them on your IM list for when you Can't Be Arsed Googling.

A: Why the hell have you got Greg in your IM list? He's a douche.
B: CBAG Acquaintance. He's a walking php manual.

by Ben Kelly January 11, 2009

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A facial expression showing slight confusion, often accompanied by a furrowed brow, brought on when meeting someone for the second-or-third time, before you can remember their name. Portmanteau of ACQUAINTANCE and COUNTENANCE.

It was obvious that I could not remember the new student's name, my face wearing the tell-tale acquaintenance of a poor memory.

by imnotusingmyrealnameok April 27, 2011

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