belgium biscuit

to deficate on a glass surface or coffee table whilst a women is underneath licking the glass.
he did a superb belgium biscuit on that coffee table.i did enjoy it.
by fatblokekeith December 19, 2007
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Belgium yeti

the Belgium yeti is the delicate art of ejaculating on to a man/womans chest or back, shave your pubic hairs and sprinkle them into the fresh semen on there back/chest
"oh Bryan! i love the belgium yeti!" exclamed jenny. as he sprinkled his freshly cut pubic hairs onto her warm semen cover back.
by balsmyhomie May 23, 2010
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belgium beast

Straight up gangsta hailing from the homeland of Belgium. This gee is straight up flowing with Belgium things. Sometimes refered as the Yan-Tron. Spits fire in the rap group "M-town Crackaz"
"I will crush you," said the Belgium Beast.
by The one called Yoda November 10, 2008
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Belgium kiss

n.
- A kiss where a loogie is passed from one person to the other.

- A kiss during which a significant amount of phlegm is passed.
Girl 1: I think he just gave me a Belgium kiss...
Girl 2: Gross, 3 strikes against him.
by Allen O. May 22, 2006
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Belgium Dip

When you bob for apples with a tea filled bucket with cum filled balloons floating around
Brian Wallace had a Belgium Dip party but he was the only kid who showed up
by Michael Wahl March 8, 2005
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Belgium Waffle

When a man ejaculates on the most proximal part of another persons well chiseled abs, allowing the jizz to dribble down and fill in all of the lines between the recipients rectus abdominis muscles.
Evan took home the asian girl with the 6 pack from the gym and gave her a belgium waffle.
by THE Callous Phallus July 2, 2014
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Belgium kiss

n. A kiss during which a significant amount of phlegm is passed.
A: I think he just gave me a Belgium kiss.
B: Gross, 3 strikes against him.
by Allen Oliver July 22, 2008
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