A prefix representing a kid-friendly version of a pre-existing product or concept, named after "Once Upon A Deadpool" (2018). It signifies an attempt to create a more suitable and sanitized version for children.
As YouTube Kids had been corrupted by the emerging phenomenon called Elsagate, YouTube should try another attempt to make a kid-friendly version called Once Upon A YouTube, featuring daytime TV-like censorship modeled after Disney Junior and Disney Channel.
by Emotional Cruiser July 24, 2025
Get the Once Upon A mug.Having its "Once Upon A" prefix named after "Once Upon A Deadpool" (2018), Once Upon A Smartphone is a version of smartphone watered down for kids. This is intended to be a Christmas gift rather than akcually being used as a functional tool, as kids are prone to asking for smartphone to Santa during Christmas even though they're still too young for smartphone.
Instead of a real phone, I got my little brother a Once Upon A Smartphone for Christmas—now he can pretend to text and play games without the screen time worries!
by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025
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by pseudonym_penguin September 11, 2025
Get the The Day of the Yahoo is upon us mug.A classic phrase used to introduce a story, often evoking nostalgia or a sense of wonder. It signifies the beginning of a tale that is either fantastical or deeply personal, suggesting that what follows is a narrative from a time long ago, filled with magic, adventure, or significant events.
It is widely claimed that once upon a time, a 17-year-old high school girl passed away on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 whilst still wearing school uniform, having insisted on fasting during Ramadan despite suffering from typhus at the time. That day, a poignant blend of dedication and tragedy—a "perfect" day for someone who left this world far too soon without leaving any digital footprint as the Internet and social media platforms didn’t exist yet at the time. Not to mention that she was also too young to have ever been tried as an adult, as one typically has to be 18 to even be tried as an adult (instead of as a juvenile) in the first place.
by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025
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:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf
by play fnf fire in the hole :) March 10, 2025
Get the I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave mug.Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!
V1: no I win
V1: no I win
by KFCworker April 26, 2025
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