"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."
by Yeag3300 March 18, 2024
Get the Lay your lips upon my ass.mug. 
mother: Evan, please get your sit-upon off the floor, I can't pass with the laundry basket; you're in the middle of the bloody hallway.
Evan: go back to your cave. Can't you see I'm playing transformers?.
Evan: go back to your cave. Can't you see I'm playing transformers?.
by Sexydimma July 4, 2012
Get the sit-uponmug. "Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.
by coleslaw696969 September 6, 2017
Get the meditation upon a broomstickmug. Hym "Hahahahaha! I LOVE that that is your response to that question! Ha! 'Stumbled upon.' That is PRICELESS! You know, speaking of magnets, that brings me back to my fat-cock pheromone theory. I bet you a million dollars they have some kind of pheromone-adjacent property. I'm pretty sure I told someone to study that but I'm still waiting on it to get back to me. Hurry it up! "
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
Get the Stumbled uponmug. ‘FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.
by RoJo75 December 13, 2020
Get the Fucked Up Upon Arrivalmug. ‘FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.
by RoJo75 December 13, 2020
Get the Fucked Up Upon Arrivalmug.