The Tila Tequila syndrome

The Syndrome where the face of a female is like someone smashed it with a frying pan, while the body looks really nice.

You can also use "Reversed Tila Tequila syndrome.

I'd like to fuck her, but i don't want a relationship, because she has the Tila Tequila syndrome.

by LoliEbeneezer October 10, 2010

Patron Tequila

An expensive brand of tequila. Usually a status symbol if you are drinking it.;)

"Im on Patron Tequila." -- Paradiso Girls/Keri Hilson

by mariefrancois August 15, 2009

Tequila Tears

1. The act of crying while drinking because one believes that the alcohol will come out of their tears.

2. The act of crying while drinking Tequila. Often due to a broken heart or other such sad occurrences.

1. I wonder if I'll feel sober if I cry tequila tears?

2. Don't cry for him girl, he doesn't even deserve your tequila tears.

by LovLa <3 November 15, 2011

Tequila burn

The result of drinking too many margaritas, and your face appears as though it is sunburnt.

Bro, you have rowdy tequila burn! Slow down on that margarita.

by Mad alcohol scientist January 26, 2014

tequila rimming

1. Shave her crack and a-hole so the skin is sensitive.
2. Cut a lime in half and rub it in enthusiastically along the full length of her crack, paying particular attention to her arsehole.
3. Add a good sprinkle of salt all along.
4. Pour tequila into the small of her back so it runs down the crack, bury your face between those salty sticky limey tequila-y cheeks and get stuck in..

5. It will all get a bit squirmy - repeat as required :)

"She loves a good tequila rimming"
"Me too, and the more I do it the better her arse looks!"

by BasculeW April 20, 2014

Tequila gawk

A Tequila gawk is performed by pouring a line of salt along a penis and taping a lime wedge to the balls. Then whomever is sucking the dick, takes a shot of tequila, deepthroats the dick and licks the limey balls.

Wanting to spice up their sex life and get shit faced at the same time Dan and Moomoo decided to do Tequila gawks instead of shots.

by Grynn Rockatansky July 25, 2018

Tequila Joseph

Joseph Joestar in his final god tier form, the best anime waifu according to the Pope, Dwayne the Rock Johnson and even God himself.

A disguise so beautiful even German Guards will get boners to it, it’s so utterly powerful it could destroy universes

Joseph Joestar: -becomes Tequila Joseph-

Me: well fuck now I’m gay

by TittiesMakeMyEyesGoAWOOGA December 12, 2021