Jamaican Christmas Tree

Instead of a regular Christmas tree, a Jamaican Christmas Tree is actually a marijuana plant.

Dude, you've got the biggest Jamaican Christmas Tree I've ever seen!

by Laingbang December 15, 2012

jumping tree

A word that you would call somebody in anger, sarcasm, or when they just say or do something stupid.

if somebody says something stupid you'd say thats the dumbest thing I heard "Jumping Tree"

by jumping tree October 27, 2007

Right There, Just Like That!

1.term a woman uses, when receiving oral sex, to direct a man to continue exactly what he is doing with his tongue at that moment, in order for her to orgasm.

2. point in time when a man usually gets over-aroused and begins to go left, up, over, down, faster, etc. in response to hearing this term.

3. sometimes preceeds the moment when when a woman turns lesbian or bi-sexual.

4. Same place, same pace and exactly the same.

"I wish he knew what I meant when I said "Right There, Just Like That!"

by Miss Me I Am Am I August 22, 2009

joshua tree

You ever been to the Sahara desert before? NO? What about that cave those female climbers went to in "The Descent?" Well fear not friends! Joshua Tree is all of that and so much more! With our state of the art roadways that take years to fix a single pothole, the great humid sweat glistening off your CD changer neck temperatures, the amazing view you get of your neighbors window yelling at their spouse or cat for not flushing the toilet, yes sir! All that and a mexican restaurant that's open 24 hours a day! Welcome to Joshua Tree, where everyone retires!

"HEY BILL! Man I love being in Palm Springs!
Bill - "You moron, we're in Joshua Tree, stop taking drugs."

by Gif me a hard time. June 30, 2017

you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself

An expression, commonly used in a negative way in order to tell someone to go fuck off. It can also be used in a "you know what?" kind of manor, as an exclamation or frustration. It has the added benefit of insulting how the recipient spends his free time, and is synonymous with "you just sit on your ass all day"

Bill: "Hey, you wanna hang out today?"

Jon: "Nah I'd rather just stay home and watch a movie."

Bill: "Fine then, you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself all day."

Fred: "Hey, we're gonna play some basketball, wanna come?"

Joe: "I just had a really bad break up, I'd rather be alone."

Fred: "Well you can just sit at home, pissing and shitting yourself while we have fun ya douche."

by jcer1 July 20, 2013

just built a tree fort

An inconspicuous term used to notify friends that you had intercourse for a long period of time. That you figuratively just "camped-out" at her "site".

(aka= was building a tree fort)

GUY1: "So what did you do last weekend?"
GUY2: "well, not much. . . just built a tree fort"

by Tomchew87 October 2, 2014

Just Placing it out there

Similar to the phrase "just putting that out there", but it is usually said more as suggestion, particularly when the person saying it lacks confidence that his answer or solution is correct.

Just placing it out there, but we should go bowling tonight.

Just placing it out there, but I think Rachel likes you.

by Fishywords95 January 15, 2017