one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

by the californiamerican July 11, 2008

Scranton Strangler

Giving a fellow employee a hand job at a work event.

You know, I caught Pam giving Jim the ol' Scranton Strangler at the company picnic last year.

by Kleine Mutter March 01, 2022

worm strangler

When you're strangle the shit out of your meat.

Dude i just gave my dick the worm strangler last night

by yurter May 13, 2021

thigh strangler

someone who has sexy and thicc thighs and uses them to kill people

look thigh strangler is behind you

by chai patti September 28, 2021

disco strangler

Someone commonly found at a club that could potentially sabotage someone's experience; "love them and leave them", as they say. The club being their "natural habitat", the disco strangler acts as a predator hunting prey, or a partner.

Uh oh, she's dancing with the disco strangler.
The disco strangler got me and now I can't go back.

by eagletranslator July 19, 2023

Oak Hill Strangler

The “Oak Hill Strangler” is proper nickname for the “Y” intersection that splits Hwy 290 West and HWY 71 in the southwest Austin metro area. Newer Austinites may refer this fork in the road as “The Y” or just “Oak Hill” but its appropriate name is said Strangler.

“Sorry I’m late guys, the Oak Hill Strangler got me this morning.”

by Hottie Scottie May 06, 2018

The Lumberjack Strangler

"The Lumberjack Strangler" the act where seated you masterbates your trapped cock between the toilet and the toilet seat, while dropping off fresh logs. At the hight of climax you shout timber and dust off the logs with a white snowy frosting of cum.

"The Lumberjack Strangler" perfect for any home or public toilet adventure.

by Maverick 007 February 08, 2025