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A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'
by anonymous November 15, 2025
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bowling ball

When a woman is big, fat, or round and take three fingers to please
Man, all these chicks are bowling balls. Let’s bail.
by Nut McNutface February 18, 2022
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boston market bowling ball

When you’re in a Boston Market bathroom getting your brown eye 3 fingered by the side chick you met on Friends finder.
Did you hear Joey got a Boston Market bowling ball from some side chick he met.
by Boston Market Bowling ball January 14, 2024
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Illegal Bowling Ball

Requires One Male Partner

The Act of Inserting two fingers inside your Partners Anus and resting your thumb on their Testicles while actively throwing them like a Bowling Ball
How did your boys night go?
Was going great until Tyler tried to pull an Illegal Bowling Ball on me
by Grifball123 December 11, 2024
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bowling ball

having several fingers inside your partner.
Ian was feeling kinky so he used his girl as a bowling ball.
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Wv Bowling ball

When a male inserts his middle finger and thumb into a woman’s butthole and vagina. Then proceeds to throw her onto the bed before sex.
Last night at my girls house I did the Wv Bowling ball.
by BJI Bowling August 30, 2025
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Bowling balled

When your having sex with a girl doggystyle and your're about to climax you shove your thumb in her butthole, flip her so she does a rollypolly and you climax on her face
Last night I was fucking my girl and I bowling balled her, she absolutely loved it.
by mystery6969 December 28, 2014
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