Jayson

Fart machine that shits very often and builds race cars.
Look at that jayson going 95 in a 55 going home to shit his brains out.
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jayson is not cringe
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Jayson

A jayson is a EXTREMELY sarcastic guy. He may act like an asshole but behind all that he really cares about everyone in his life. If a Jayson talks to you, consider yourself lucky that means he really cares about you even though he has a funny way of showing it sometimes. Jayson's are great in bed and are known for looking at weird crap on the Internet. Jayson's are the best friends and are usually always happy.
Nancy: Jayson made me cry but I know he still loves me.

Judith: yup that's a Jayson for you!

Nancy: so glad I have a Jayson in my life!
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Jayson Loveless

Jayson Loveless is unique in all ways. Will make you laugh, empathize and enjoy all aspects of his person.

Handsome, in shape and just overall perfect in so many ways (size, girth and shape) he is usually rarely alone.

Honest, loyal and dedicated, he never leaves someone behind. If he’s going to make it everyone with him will. Success driven and versatile, Jayson Loveless, can wake up with nothing anywhere in the world and go to bed with his pockets and belly full. A resourceful and tireless hustler, he gets things done.

A relentless lover, Jayson Loveless makes sure you get yours even if he doesn’t get his, no matter how many he beds at that moment or that day.
Jayson Loveless is the one that can make it happen. Believe in Jayson Loveless like you believe in god.
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Jayson

Oh Jayna and Hudson are dating there jayson
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Jayson

A blonde best who would rather play fortnite than go to school.
Person 1: hey you gonna be at school tomarrow

Jayson: No fortnite takes priority
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Jayson

Jayson Is the smallest kid in the group. He seems like a quiet kid but makes some noise in the bed with his boyfriend (Most likely named John). He really likes jerking off on his math 9 adapted teacher due to his consistent daily erections that he has to take medication for.
Jayson! Why are you under my bed.

Why is J Preb touching his wrinkled pubes!
by John Nishamwe January 12, 2022
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